I think I just joined a blowjob competition.
I’m like 90% sure the FedEx guy would be fucking me if he wasn’t married.
I know that look anywhere.
One time the singer from Union Underground came into the shop I used to work at. I packed up a pic of him and the singer of Drowning Pool (the one that died).
At least there’s vodka, amirite?
I NEED a Fuck doll. I need someone I can abuse, destroy and fuck silly.
That is all.